Top 10 Reasons To Buy An American Car

17 August 2007

It appears that some people still need a little convincing that they should consider purchasing an American-made car for their next vehicle, so I’ve put together this list of the top ten reasons to buy an American car.

10. Fewer Wall Street suicides.

9. It’ll make Michael Bay feel like his career wasn’t a total waste.

8. If Flint, Michigan, turns around then Michael Moore has less to worry about.

7. The new Ford Taurus is a Ford Taurus in name only.

6. Since cars made in the United States don’t have to be shipped from overseas, you’re helping reduce emissions from the transportation of new vehicles to the sales floor.

5. Lindsey Lohan’s a crackwhore, fo’ rizzle!

4. Because maybe then your neighbor who makes them could afford to buy what you sell.

3. Suzuki commercials suck.

2. Tougher for George W. Bush to label you a terrorist.

1. Our economy sucks, not our cars.

CarKing

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